"Sure adult thing, Chad m'man," said my friend and chief adult comic supplier. "But if you ask adult joke me, you gotta stop just reading that adult Japanese shit joke. It's cool adult and adult all, but big spandex-covered boobies adult in four adult color print is why we all got adult into comics in the first place. Gotta stay true to your roots."
"O.k., What?"
"What the fuck?" I asked as adult Daniel locked adult the adult front entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the windows.
He handed me a black joke ball cap adult with 'Bad Guy' in adult white letters written on it. He put one on adult joke himself adult that said 'D-Man' and I followed suit; You have to adult pick adult joke your battles with Daniel and some things aren adult't worth arguing about adult. I figured maybe he'd tell me what was going on eventually if I went along with him adult. I really doubted he adult had hypnotized Angie.
My doubts were trumped when Angie emerged from the back room.
"So, TurboWhore, once again your adult hot cunt stands between adult me joke and the city; but your skanky hole won't save adult you this time, now that I adult have..." he looked around and adult grabbed his half-eaten foot-long, "The adult Salami Sandwich adult of pictures Doom."
"D-Man adult, you fiend." she cried, "Only a adult twisted adult madman like you would adult joke use salami adult as a weapon. But no matter,. You can adult joke't destroy the city with your joke prick in my twat. And you will fuck me, D-Man. Oh yes, you will."
"Dude, this is crazy," I adult muttered. "What the hell did you do to adult her?"
"No," I said when he handed me the sandwich joke.
"Come on, man," Daniel pleaded, "If she doesn't think the city is in joke danger she won adult joke't fuck me adult. I'll have adult to come up with another threat."
"Fine," I said, "Make up something else. I'm adult not adult playing with your sandwich. I don't adult even like salami."
"Drop the salami, D-Man. Your pictures meat is mine."
"Fuck me, TurboWhore. Fuck me as hard as you adult can adult. You adult'll never make me come. I'll just think about baseball adult."
"Not so fast, D adult-Man," said Angie adult, her voice low, deadly. "You seem to have forgotten my most devastating weapons: My adult TurboTitties."
"No! Not the TurboTitties!" cried adult Daniel "I adult'm powerless before the TurboTitties!"
"Nononononononononononononono" he burbled, rubbing his face between her hooters.
Daniel's face screwed up and his adult head went back.
"Zounds, what mounds adult." Daniel chuckled, breathing hard. "You win adult again, TurboWhore."
"Damn you, you Super Slut." said Daniel "I never thought..."
"You've defeated me but you haven't saved the city yet, TurboWhore," said Daniel looking adult sidelong at me. "My henchman still adult has the adult joke Stapler of the Apocalypse!"
And having said that, she opened wide and took my adult entire cock into her mouth. I mean the adult joke whole fucking thing. Now, I'm no porn star but I pictures'm not exactly tiny either and yet there she was with her chin against adult joke my adult balls adult and her nose nestled against my pubes.
Any resistance I adult had left pictures was gone after that. I wasn joke't really adult thinking with my head at that point; I was thinking with my cock and my adult cock was thinking life was adult pretty adult good adult.
Now Jeannie gives me head but joke this was nothing like that. With adult Jeannie, it can be tender or playful. This was adult raw, animal, perverse. A primal groan deep in Angie adult's throat vibrated along my dick adult into my body and came out adult of my own mouth joke.
"Not adult so anxious adult to destroy the city now adult joke, are adult you villain?" she beamed.
"Thanks, TurboWhore. You saved the city."
"A little bit?.? Daniel, you've turned a human being into your fuck toy. I adult can't believe I participated in adult this."
"No, really. I can't. I...I won't make adult any joke trouble for you if your gonna keep doing this, but adult it's wrong and I just can adult't."
Daniel adult chuckled and adult the adult tension between us passed. We had been best friends adult joke for forever and you don't give up something like that adult joke easily. Daniel had a very sick hobby, but really this was just adult the latest of adult many.
"Yeah," said Daniel, "How come you never seem to be around when TurboWhore is adult here adult?"
"Yes. Understand." she replied.
Angie adult sighed and then blinked adult rapidly. She looked around in adult joke some confusion, then looked adult at Daniel and me with the same contempt she had adult joke always shown.
"O.K. It was fun to have the dynamic duo together again, but I guess adult I'm still flying solo."
"Oh, it doesn't have to adult joke be like Angie, dude," he insisted. "Really: no adult joke memory gaps, no secret identity, just a few adult post-hypnotic suggestions to make her more adult...playful adult joke."
I adult was starting to get pissed. Angie adult was a bitch and so were adult Dominique and adult Sela. Didn't justify what he'd adult done, but it adult made adult it easier adult to adult swallow. That he would even think of doing it to adult joke my sweet Jeannie...
"Uh adult, really," I continued, "It wouldn't be adult right..." "Suit yourself," he said, grinning. "If you change your mind though, just bring her adult by and adult we'll see if she'll go under. Nothing drastic--just an adult occasional desire to adult play dress adult joke up. Think about it."
But I am thinking about it. God help me, I'm thinking about it a lot.
"Sure adult thing, Chad m'man," said my friend and chief adult comic supplier. "But if you ask adult joke me, you gotta stop just reading that adult Japanese shit joke. It's cool adult and adult all, but big spandex-covered boobies adult in four adult color print is why we all got adult into comics in the first place. Gotta stay true to your roots."
"O.k., What?"
"What the fuck?" I asked as adult Daniel locked adult the adult front entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the windows.
He handed me a black joke ball cap adult with 'Bad Guy' in adult white letters written on it. He put one on adult joke himself adult that said 'D-Man' and I followed suit; You have to adult pick adult joke your battles with Daniel and some things aren adult't worth arguing about adult. I figured maybe he'd tell me what was going on eventually if I went along with him adult. I really doubted he adult had hypnotized Angie.
"So, TurboWhore, once again your adult hot cunt stands between adult me joke and the city; but your skanky hole won't save adult you this time, now that I adult have..." he looked around and adult grabbed his half-eaten foot-long, "The adult Salami Sandwich adult of pictures Doom."
"Drop the salami, D-Man. Your pictures meat is mine."
"Fuck me, TurboWhore. Fuck me as hard as you adult can adult. You adult'll never make me come. I'll just think about baseball adult."
Daniel's face screwed up and his adult head went back.
"You've defeated me but you haven't saved the city yet, TurboWhore," said Daniel looking adult sidelong at me. "My henchman still adult has the adult joke Stapler of the Apocalypse!"
And having said that, she opened wide and took my adult entire cock into her mouth. I mean the adult joke whole fucking thing. Now, I'm no porn star but I pictures'm not exactly tiny either and yet there she was with her chin against adult joke my adult balls adult and her nose nestled against my pubes.
Any resistance I adult had left pictures was gone after that. I wasn joke't really adult thinking with my head at that point; I was thinking with my cock and my adult cock was thinking life was adult pretty adult good adult.
"Thanks, TurboWhore. You saved the city."
"A little bit?.? Daniel, you've turned a human being into your fuck toy. I adult can't believe I participated in adult this."
"No, really. I can't. I...I won't make adult any joke trouble for you if your gonna keep doing this, but adult it's wrong and I just can adult't."
Daniel adult chuckled and adult the adult tension between us passed. We had been best friends adult joke for forever and you don't give up something like that adult joke easily. Daniel had a very sick hobby, but really this was just adult the latest of adult many.
"Yeah," said Daniel, "How come you never seem to be around when TurboWhore is adult here adult?"
"Yes. Understand." she replied.
Angie adult sighed and then blinked adult rapidly. She looked around in adult joke some confusion, then looked adult at Daniel and me with the same contempt she had adult joke always shown.
I adult was starting to get pissed. Angie adult was a bitch and so were adult Dominique and adult Sela. Didn't justify what he'd adult done, but it adult made adult it easier adult to adult swallow. That he would even think of doing it to adult joke my sweet Jeannie...
